Your Business Deserves a Strategic Partner—One Who Knows Your Unique Blueprint
I bring sharp strategy, seamless systems, and a sprinkle of sass to elevate your vision, helping you scale with grace while keeping your soul vibrant and untamed.
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Are you experiencing inconsistent energy and struggling to maintain momentum in your business?
GYST Ventures helps you harness your defined energy, create stable systems, and eliminate the chaos that's draining your resources. Let's build a business that aligns with your consistent power and allows you to scale with confidence.
Online Business Manager, Glorified VA, and Marketing Liaison
Hi, I'm Michelle
I’m the badass behind GYST Ventures (that’s “Get Your Shit Together” for the newbies), and I’m here to sling some cosmic juice your way, helping you nail those juicy goals without frying your soul. I’ve been rocking this biz game long enough to know it ain’t all cute filters and latte art—it’s grit, late-night hustles, and sometimes wondering why you didn’t just adopt a damn goldfish. But here’s the tea: I thrive on it. And I’m a freakin’ pro at making it click for you, too. I’m not everyone’s vibe—and I’m cool with that. Oh, and my Human Design? Manifesting Generator, 2/4 profile, responding to life’s pulse like a boss.
After riding my own wild career coaster—corporate stints, epic highs, and a few glorious flops—I landed in my zone: powering up entrepreneurs like you. Solopreneur juggling all the chaos? Coach with a vision that slaps? E-comm queen drowning in orders? I’ve got you. Clients call me a hype-squad-strategist-wizard mashup—apparently, I make shit happen with a spark. (Their words, but I’m not here to fight it.) Let’s align and slay!
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When I’m not obsessing over slick workflows or channeling your next big breakthrough, I’m sipping rich coffee, hiking with my pup to soak in nature’s vibe, or rocking out to soul-lifting tunes. I’m here for fearless entrepreneurs who radiate big-dream energy and live their authentic design—no excuses allowed. Life’s too juicy for “meh,” don’t you agree?
"I can truly say that I am grateful for each venture (whether it failed or not) in my life"
You Don’t Have to Ride Solo Anymore
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exhale and dive in. It’s time to release that pent-up breath and ignite your spark
No fluff. No chaos. Just a fired-up, roll-up-the-sleeves partnership that crushes it—and delivers juicy results.
You’ve been juggling the madness, stitching it all together while your business tugs you every which way. But here’s the vibe shift: you don’t have to go it alone—or grind through the hard stuff anymore. I’m bringing fierce accountability, hands-on magic, and sharp, tailored strategies that fit your world. Whether you’re clawing out of the weeds or charging toward that next epic win, I’ve got your back—turning chaos into clarity and tossing some joy back into your days.
Picture this: slicker systems, juicier conversions, and a business that finally vibes with your soul. My retainer packages are all about fueling your glow-up without overloading your plate—crafted to sync with your goals, your flow, and your wildest vision of success.
I’m not here to drop a to-do list and bounce. I’m locked in with you, every electric step—because your victories light me up too. Let’s flip that “I can’t keep up” into “I’m absolutely slaying this.” Ready?
Why team up with me? Because you’re all-in on your business, and I’m lit up to make it soar. I bring the cosmic juice—18+ years of mastery (time flies when you’re slaying!), the genius (systems, social media, all the good stuff), and the energy (your vibe-tribe bestie who’s also a business wizard). Together, we’ll slice through the chaos, manifest something legendary, and totally vibe out with some laughs in the mix. Let’s amplify your aura!
